{"product_id":"good-dog-questionable-decisions-bandana-premium-handsewn","title":"Good Dog. Questionable Decisions. - Premium","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Evidence Is All Over Your Couch. And Your Shoes. And The Wall.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWe're not here to point fingers. The paw prints everywhere do that already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour dog is a good dog. A \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e good dog. They just also happen to make decisions that are - how do we put this - difficult to defend in a court of law. The muddy sprint through the living room. The food left unattended for literally four seconds. The thing they did to the throw pillow that we don't discuss anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood Dog. Questionable Decisions.\u003c\/em\u003e It's not a criticism. It's a biography.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eKnow someone whose dog is a certified disaster wrapped in fur?\u003c\/strong\u003e This bandana is the gift that makes them laugh, nod slowly, and immediately put it on their dog. You don't even need to explain. They'll know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eThis is the bandana for every dog, every breed, every chaotic personality\u003c\/strong\u003e — because \"good dog, questionable decisions\" doesn't discriminate. It applies universally and you already know if it applies to yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBecause at the end of the day, the messes get cleaned up, the shoes get replaced, and the dog curls up next to you on the couch like the whole thing never happened. And you let them. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10% of every purchase supports the rescue and recovery of dogs in need.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade to order. Please allow 7-10 days for shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% cotton — soft, breathable, and ready for whatever comes next\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eExplosive paint-splatter graphic in teal, gold, amber, and orange with bold white text on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandsewn and reversible \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Reversible side fabric may vary)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic over-the-collar triangle bandana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOne-size-fits-most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood dog. Questionable decisions. Absolutely worth it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brat Pit Unleashed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46831354937515,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4831\/2235\/files\/QuestDec-BandanaOnly_f4445d9a-ce39-42ef-8e9a-a2b33ec354be.png?v=1777840753","url":"https:\/\/bratpitunleashed.com\/products\/good-dog-questionable-decisions-bandana-premium-handsewn","provider":"Brat Pit Unleashed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}