{"product_id":"social-dogstortion-bandana-premium-handsewn","title":"Social Dogstortion - Premium","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBones. Cats. Zero Social Graces. Full Send.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery dog park has one. The one who doesn't read the room. The one who steals toys, antagonizes the cat, and dances through the whole thing like a skeleton in a pork pie hat who absolutely cannot be reasoned with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eDoes your dog have a complicated relationship with the cat?\u003c\/strong\u003e Or with boundaries in general? This bandana is basically their autobiography. You know you need it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003ePunk Pups\u003c\/em\u003e collection doesn't ask for well-behaved dogs. It celebrates the ones who showed up, ignored every rule, and made life infinitely more interesting for everyone around them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSocial Dogstortion.\u003c\/em\u003e It's not a problem. It's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10% of every purchase supports the rescue and recovery of dogs in need.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade to order. Please allow 7-10 days for shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% soft cotton — breathable and comfortable for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\"Social Dogstortion\" old English lettering with dancing skeleton and cat graphic in white on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandsewn and reversible \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Reversible side fabric may vary)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eClassic over-the-collar triangle bandana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOne-size-fits-most\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBones up. Cat in hand. No apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brat Pit Unleashed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46831342747819,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4831\/2235\/files\/SocialDogstortion-Bandana.png?v=1777952327","url":"https:\/\/bratpitunleashed.com\/products\/social-dogstortion-bandana-premium-handsewn","provider":"Brat Pit Unleashed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}