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Good Dog. Bad Influence. Bandana

Good Dog. Bad Influence. Bandana

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Sits on command. Immediately regrets it.

Let's be honest. Your dog knows exactly what they're doing. They flash those eyes, they do the sit, they accept the treat — and the moment your back is turned, chaos. Glorious, magnificent, completely unrepentant chaos.

This bandana gets it. Bold black text slapped across a raw red brushstroke on a cool heather grey canvas — it's the perfect visual summary of every dog who has ever been called a good boy or girl while actively planning their next crime.

🐾 Know someone whose dog is absolutely feral but somehow also their best friend? This is the gift. You don't even need to wrap it. They'll understand immediately.

Made from 100% soft cotton with a tie-top design, the heather grey base makes this one of the most versatile bandanas in the collection — it pops against dark coats and light ones equally, as proven by a certain very distinguished-looking black Lab who is clearly not to be trusted.

🐾 This one pairs perfectly with the Anarchy Paw bandana — grab both and let your dog rotate looks based on their current level of mischief. (Spoiler: it's always both.)

Because rescue dogs didn't come with a manual. They came with a past, a personality, and absolutely zero apologies about either. The Rescued & Reckless collection celebrates exactly that energy — the dogs who survived something hard and came out the other side with their whole chaotic heart intact.

10% of every purchase supports the rescue and recovery of beagles freed from laboratory testing. Your troublemaker is out here saving lives. Typical.


Product Details:

  • 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and ready for whatever your dog has planned
  • "Good Dog. Bad Influence." graphic in bold black on distressed red brushstroke
  • Heather grey base with tie-top design for adjustable fit
  • One-size-fits-most triangle bandana

🐾 Stocking a gift table at a rescue event? This one moves fast — the tagline alone sells it. Keep extras on hand.


Good dog. Bad influence. Zero regrets.

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